Which country has the best doctors?

A Russian doctor says, "In my country medicine is so advanced


we can take half a heart out of one person put it in another and have


them both looking for work in six weeks."





A German doctor says, "That's nothing, we can take a lung out


of one person put it in another and have him looking for work in


four weeks."





An Israeli doctor says, "Medicine in my country is so advanced


that we can take a kidney out of one man put it in another and have


him looking for work in two weeks".





The American doctor, not to be outdone, says, "You guys are


way behind. We just took a man with no brains out of Chicago, put


him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work!"



We may have the best doctors.. but no one can afford them.




that's your opine and it sucks but you can post it here without being decapitated god bless america the land that I love